Monday, November 2, 2026

Sorry Em-Dash

It wasn't long ago that the innocent em-dash was perfectly ordinary and unobtrusive ... now it's potentially embarrassing: Use one in your writing and many see it as a flashing neon sign that ChatGPT did the heavy lifting.

Give me a break. The em-dash existed long before AI learned to write LinkedIn posts about leadership. Writers have used it for centuries to create a pause, add emphasis, or slip an aside into a sentence. It's a tool, not a confession.

Could you replace an em-dash with a comma, parentheses, or a full stop? Of course. That's called having options.

The problem isn't the punctuation. It's overusing it. When every other sentence contains an em-dash, the writing starts to feel repetitive. Don't confuse an editing problem with a punctuation problem.

AI overuses certain writing habits. Humans do too. We've been producing cliches, clumsy metaphors, and painfully predictable sentences for centuries without needing a computer to help.

But before you abandon use of the em-dash, please remember that good writing isn't about avoiding everything AI might do. It's about making deliberate choices. Use the em-dash when it works. Remove it when it doesn't.

I'd rather read something with a little personality and an occasional overworked punctuation mark than prose so terrified of looking artificial that it sounds like nobody wrote it at all.

Edit your writing. Don't let internet trends do your thinking for you.

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NOTE: The 3 different horizontal punctuation marks:

  • An em-dash interrupts a thought or gives it emphasis—as demonstrated here.
  • An en-dash connects ranges, as in pages 12–18. 
  • A hyphen joins words, as in well-known. 

How to type en-dash and em-dash on your MAC keyboard:

  • En-dash: Option + Hyphen
  • Em-dash: Shift + Option + Hyphen

How to type en-dash and em-dash on your Windows keyboard:

  • En-dash: Windows Key + Hyphen
  • Em-dash: Control + Alt + Minus on the numeric keypad


 

Friday, October 30, 2026

Top 5 Halloween Songs

With Halloween right around the corner, I thought I’d take a quick departure from my typical content for a little seasonal fun with my picks for the Top 5 Halloween Songs of All Time -- followed by some “Honorable Mentions”. 

Did I miss one of your favorites? Let me know what additions should be added to the list via “comments”.


Top 5 Halloween Songs of All Time


The Top 5 Halloween Songs of All Time:

1.     “The Monster Mash” (1962) – Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Cryptkickers

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZEvpEwVkQ 

2.     “Thriller” (1982) – Michael Jackson

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

3.     “Ghostbusters” (1982) – Ray Parker Jr.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ&list=RDFe93CLbHjxQ&start_radio=1

4.     “Tubular Bells Part1” – Theme from The Exorcist (1972) – Mike Oldfield

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN6jIvKiYOs&list=RDFN6jIvKiYOs&start_radio=1

5.     "Werewolves Of London” (1978) – Warren Zevon  

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA&list=RDqae25976UgA&start_radio=1

 

Honorable Mentions

"I Put A Spell On You" – Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orNpH6iyokI

"Welcome to My Nightmare” – Alice Cooper

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeP4p1fjMs&list=RDaOeP4p1fjMs&start_radio=1

“This Is Halloween” – Marilyn Manson

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8

“Frankenstein" – Edgar Winter

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo

"I'm Your Boogieman" – White  Zombie

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7f-UZNeug&list=RDKs7f-UZNeug&start_radio=1

"The Time Warp" – ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show' Soundtrack -

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzhYhuQXZY

 

Runners-Up (stuff I just couldn’t leave off the list once I started thinking about it)

Addams’ Family Theme Song

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFD7KGBUtKI&feature=fvwrel

“Bark At The Moon” – Ozzy Osbourne

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI&list=RDLplPi2CxNHI&start_radio=1

“Highway To Hell” – AC/DC

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo&list=RDl482T0yNkeo&start_radio=1

“Twilight Zone” – Golden Earring

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w

“Season of the Witch” – Donovan

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_kmIsmw2fc

“Somebody’s Watching Me” – Rockwell (Yes, that's Michael Jackson on back-up vocals)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY&list=RD7YvAYIJSSZY&start_radio=1 

“Halloween” – Dave Matthews Band

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBo2BYuej0U&feature=related

 “Witchy Woman”– Eagles

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clqsYJfQ6GQ&list=RDclqsYJfQ6GQ&start_radio=1

“Halloween” – the Misfits

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJkvnXx8vw&list=RDjfJkvnXx8vw&start_radio=1

“Don’t Fear the Reaper” – Blue Oyster Cult

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c&list=RDDy4HA3vUv2c&start_radio=1 

“Hell” – Squirrel Nut Zippers

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2IBMQIjDo&list=RDyS2IBMQIjDo&start_radio=1

 “Black Magic Woman” – Santana

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95kCv10duFw

 “Psycho Killer” – Talking Heads

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ54eImz88w&list=RDCJ54eImz88w&start_radio=1 

“Dead Man’s Party” – Oingo Boingo

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7PGHF_kza8

"Boris the Spider" – The Who 

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU

“Enter Sandman” – Metallica

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384&list=RDCD-E-LDc384&start_radio=1

The Munsters Theme Song

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdrbLvFJkB4

“Theme from Child’s Play” – Bear McCreary

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNjCEimjX_4&list=RDYNjCEimjX_4&start_radio=1

 

Werewolves of London meme



Thursday, October 29, 2026

Daylight Savings Time?

 


This weekend we participate in the twice-yearly tradition of pretending we can negotiate with the sun by messing with our clocks. Twice a year, we lose an hour of sleep or gain one, and somehow this is considered normal.

We don't create more daylight. We just move the numbers around and expect our bodies to sign the paperwork. The sun still rises when it rises. It has been doing this for millions of years without consulting a committee, but we've adopted: Spring Forward, Fall Back.

Spring Forward, Fall Back. Cute little mnemonic. Very catchy. The kind of thing someone puts on a mug and sells for $19.99. It doesn't make the experience any better. It just gives our collective inconvenience a slogan, which is how modern life works: First, someone creates a problem, then someone else invents a phrase to help us remember the problem, and then a third person sells us merchandise.

And the clocks … my phone updates itself, my computer updates itself, but my car, which has more computing power than the spacecraft that took us to the moon, still requires me to press three buttons in a specific order to convince it that time has moved forward.

It's hard to believe that we go along with it … we complain for a day or two, adjust our schedules, and carry on. We do this with everything now. Apps change their layouts, software moves the buttons, and we're all expected to adapt without asking why. Somewhere along the line we stopped asking whether things made sense and started asking how quickly we could adapt to them.

Maybe that's the real irritation. We've become so accustomed to adjusting ourselves to systems that we rarely stop to wonder whether the systems make any sense.

But the sun doesn't care about our calendars. Your dog still wants to eat at its regular time and your body isn't interested in a government-approved time adjustment. So maybe it’s time to admit that moving the hands of a clock twice a year is a peculiar solution to a problem that may not even need solving.



Wednesday, October 28, 2026

I want my toggle button back


TV Remote Control

Sometimes I miss broadcast TV. Not in a nostalgic, rabbit-ears kind of way, just in the very specific, muscle-memory way that shows up every football season when I’m holding a remote and trying to do something that used to require exactly one button.

You remember the button. The sacred toggle: Game on NBC. Tap. Game on ABC. Tap. Back again. Tap.

Now checking another score feels like navigating airport security. Exit the game. Home screen. Open the right streaming app. Confirm I’m me. Find sports. Find the game. Click in. Wait. And by the time it loads, I’ve missed too much of both games.

And if I want to go back to the first game? I repeat the pilgrimage. Because nothing says progress like a longer walk to the same couch.

To be fair, the modern TV universe is dazzling. Infinite choices. Every game somewhere. Highlights, stats, alternate angles, documentaries about the long snapper’s childhood goldfish. It’s abundance on a cosmic scale. The problem is that abundance now comes packaged with friction: tiny bureaucracies of clicking and confirming that sit between me and checking in on other options.

Old broadcast TV had limits, but it respected momentum. It didn’t ask who was watching. It just switched the channel.

I’m not giving up streaming. I like choice. I like having every game within reach. I’d just like one honest button again. One small, beautiful shortcut between curiosity and knowing.



Sorry Em-Dash

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