Let’s
talk about the outreach line that refuses to die: “I hope this message finds
you well!”
Ugh!
The limp handshake of opening lines. The verbal equivalent of flat soda served
in a paper cup that smells vaguely like waiting room coffee.
Sure, the phrase is polite, but it’s overused, making emails feel generic and easy to ignore. It’s the beige throw pillow of business language, showing up and it whispering: “I have nothing to say, but protocol demands I say something.”
I
get it. You’re being polite. You don’t want to come in hot like a used-car version
of a sales guru yelling about synergy. But this line? It doesn’t “soften the
ask,” it puts your reader in an emotional waiting room where nothing ever
happens … it wastes the first few seconds of attention in a world where
attention has the shelf life of mayonnaise at a summer picnic.
So
what do you do instead?
You start like you mean it. Start with value. Start with a question. Start with something human. Start with something weird if you're brave and caffeinated enough. Understand that politeness alone doesn’t build connection. Presence does.
Try something along these lines instead:
- Quick question about [specific topic] on your site…
- “I’ll get to the point, because
your time matters.”
- “I saw your recent work on _____________
and needed to reach out.”
I saw [a specific trend] and thought of your site…"
- “Quick thought for you ... might be
useful, might spark something wild.”
or even:
- “Look, I know you have 147
unread messages, so I’ll be brief.”
Now you have my attention. Now it feels like a human wrote this.
Ya gotta sound alive. Show intention. But, please, don’t lead with a sympathy card. “I hope this message finds you well!” can take its polite, neutral little suitcase and go retire in a quiet cul-de-sac of forgotten phrases next to “Per my last email” and “Sorry to bother you”
The
world doesn't need more well-finding ... it needs well-doing.
Now
go write like you showed up on purpose.
And
if this post finds you well?
Great.
But
more importantly, I hope it finds you awake.