Thursday, October 22, 2026

Pumpkin Spice Rant

 

Pumpkin Spice Rant

Yep, it’s pumpkin spice season. That magical time of year when the leaves turn orange, the air gets crisp, and very coffee shop transforms into a pumpkin-themed hostage situation.

And now, like a viral infection, it's spread beyond lattes and breakfast pastries: It seems that every corporation has collectively decided that everything you consume must taste like a scented candle. You can now pick up pumpkin spice cereal, popcorn, hummus … HUMMUS. What culinary genius decided chickpeas needed to taste like Thanksgiving dessert? 

At this point, I’m expecting my multivitamins to come in “Autumn Harvest” flavor and my dentist to offer a pumpkin spice root canal.

And heaven forbid you don’t like pumpkin spice. Suddenly, you’re not participating in the season. You’re a monster. A joyless, cinnamon-deficient goblin. No ... I just want to taste my food without feeling like I’m being gently strangled by a Yankee Candle.

But hey … I get it. Autumn is beautiful. The leaves are changing, the air is crisp, and everything feels a little cozier.

So, happy Fall.

May your coffee taste like coffee, your candles remain strictly decorative, and your pumpkin spice exposure be limited to medically acceptable levels.


_________________________


If you enjoyed this quick rant, you should enjoy this quick poem: The Sneering Pumpkin


________________________


And, of course, this from Joe Lennon:

Pumpkin Spice Cartoon




Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Marketing’s AI Volume Trap: More Output, Less Progress

 


Whenever technology makes something easier, we immediately do far too much of it.

Email got easier, so we filled everyone’s inbox. Social media made publishing effortless, so the internet became a crowded town square where everyone brought a megaphone. Now AI has made producing content, writing emails, generating reports, and building features faster than ever.

Naturally, we’ve decided to produce more of everything.

Three blog posts become 23. Fifty sales emails become 500. And in a meeting someone points to a graph and calls it progress.

But what actually improved?

That’s the question nobody wants to ask when the production numbers are going up and everyone looks busy.

AI makes production cheaper. It doesn’t make attention, judgment, or trust any less expensive.

Your audience still has limited time. Your customers still need a reason to care. Someone still has to review the work, check the facts, and figure out what the hell they’re supposed to do next.

We’ve sped up the production line without asking whether anyone needs more stuff coming off it.

That’s The Volume Trap: confusing the ease of making something with the value of having made it.

Volume is easy to measure. We can count posts, emails, reports, and completed tasks. Usefulness is harder. Did that article help someone understand a problem? Did that email start a worthwhile conversation? Did that report improve a decision? Or did we simply create another thing for someone to ignore?

I’m not arguing that AI-generated work is inherently worthless. That would be lazy thinking, and there’s already enough of that going around. AI can help us research, explore ideas, and get tedious work out of the way. The trouble starts when we treat the first draft as the finish line, or assume that because we can produce twenty versions, we should

More output creates more work downstream. Is you current system capable of handling that additional work? Someone has to check it, maintain it, respond to it, or decide whether it deserves to exist. Is the person/team reviewing the work? Are they questioning assumptions and improving the result? Or are they skimming through fifty items because another fifty are waiting? If production speeds up but judgment doesn’t, we haven’t removed the bottleneck. We’ve just moved it somewhere less visible. 

When review becomes a rubber stamp, we’ve made the machine faster at producing things nobody has time to assess properly.

The answer isn’t necessarily to produce less. Sometimes more genuinely helps. But more needs to earn its place.

Consider reducing the output of one AI-assisted workflow. Publish fewer pieces, send fewer emails, or generate fewer reports. Use the time saved to improve relevance, check accuracy, and follow through.

Then look at what happened.

If results hold steady or improve, some of that extra volume probably wasn’t doing much. If they worsen, investigate what you removed and why it mattered.

Either way, you’ve learned something more useful than how quickly you can fill a content calendar.

The real challenge is psychological. A full schedule feels productive. A growing pile of completed tasks looks impressive. Improving the usefulness of fewer things is harder to show on a dashboard. But it can get you back to a key question: What is this work supposed to accomplish?

Technology keeps giving us ways to do things faster. Our instinct is to fill the newly available space with more of the same. We rarely consider using that space to think, to pay attention, or to do the work a little better.

Maybe that’s the real opportunity AI offers: Not an endless supply of things to publish, send, ship, and file, but the chance to spend less time producing the unnecessary and more time getting the necessary right.

The machine can make the next thing in seconds. Before we ask it to, perhaps we should check what happened to the last one.



Tuesday, October 20, 2026

A House of Mirrors

 

Social Media: a house of mirrors where everyone’s taller, wiser, hotter, and way more profound than they really are. A carnival of self-portraits disguised as revelations. Step right up. Applause sold separately.


This is the opener that was exactly what the client didn't want for a presentation on social media. It was totally off-base for what they wanted and their voice.

But I liked it. So after I edited it out of an early draft, I saved it to post here. 

And on social media. Hmmmm.

I thought it paired nicely with this cartoon from ex-copywriter Hugh MacLeod.

Hugh McLeod "Me! Me! Me!" cartoon



Monday, October 19, 2026

Scrutiny

Who's to blame?

Maybe they’re not clueless.

Maybe your idea’s just not clear.
Or not good.
Or both.

Communication isn’t telepathy.

If nobody gets it, it might not be them.







Pumpkin Spice Rant

  Yep, it’s pumpkin spice season. That magical time of year when the leaves turn orange, the air gets crisp, and very coffee shop transforms...