If I couldn't be a writer ...

"What would you be if you couldn't be a writer?"

I thought about it and replied, "A private eye."

"A detective?"

"Yep, in the 1930's."

"90 years ago? Impossible."

"Oh, it's possible ... because I'm a writer."

So check out my PI website from 1937:     R.S. Froth Investigations

            R. S. Froth, PI