Thursday, July 14, 2022

Naming Paints

Should I paint the bathroom Song of Summer, Disco Nap, or Salty Tear?

Of course those weren't my only choices. 

I'd decided not to go with Kitten Whiskers, Phantom Mist, Grandma's Refrigerator, Subtle Touch, Dangerous Robot, Divine Pleasure, Banana Jellybean, Hamster Cuddles, Mermaid Net, Lazy Lizard, Spirit Whisper, Golly Tamale, Summer's Secret, and Wind's Breath.

And, yes. Those are all real paint color names.

As are these:

Daytona Peach

Un-teal We Meet Again

Newborn Baby

Hyperlink

In Your Eyes

Snugglepuss

Pennies from Heaven

Feel the Energy

Marry Me


But my favorites come from Farrow & Ball: 

Mole's Breath

Sulking Room Pink

Dead Salmon

Dead Salmon? Joa Studholme, Farrow & Ball’s color curator, explains,“Dead Salmon has a terrible connotation, but it’s derived from an old painter’s invoice that the team found at a historic hall in England. It’s from 1805. Salmon is the color, and dead refers to the matte paint finish; it has nothing to do with the fish being dead, but put together, it’s amusing.”


I want a job naming paint colors.




Sunday, July 10, 2022

In Character

Danny Martin, newspaper man


My friend Dan Martin's funeral was Saturday.

It's Sunday and I'm surprised that I haven't heard from him.

It would be just like him to have made a last request that after his funeral every one of his friends be texted: "Thanks for coming" from his phone.

Rest in Peace, Danny. 

And don't be too tough on God regarding lackluster local coverage in the Heaven Times- Picayune.


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Friday, July 1, 2022

A Couple of Podcasts

 

At the end of June 2022, I enjoyed appearing on a couple of podcasts:


Storytelling with Puck with Stefano Capacchione

Scott Frothingham on Story Telling with Puck Podcast


The Get the Message Podcast with Scott Murray

Scott Frothingham on the Get the Message Podcast


Take a listen and let me know if you enjoyed 'em, too ... or if I should shut up and stick to writing.





Sunday, June 26, 2022

The Iceman Breaketh

The Professional at the Podium

Joel was a master presenter. 

As head of research for a major radio broadcasting company, he spent a lot of time explaining the research to people both above and below his paygrade.

When explaining complex details to folks who didn't know much about research, he would get a lot of questions. Many of them off-point or unexpectedly obtuse.

And he would handle them all smoothly with skill and confidence.

In these group sessions, nothing could throw him off his game. He had a quick and easy to understand comeback for every question asked or point of confusion brought up.

He was a rock. The iceman. Cool. Calm. Collected.


Except for this one time.


We were in San Francisco at a highly successful station.

As Joel was masterfully presenting the plan for the station’s marketing research, he touched upon the types of outreach he would be spearheading, including Mall Intercept Surveys to get immediate, in-context feedback.

A hand went up.

It was Steve M, one of the station’s incredibly popular DJs.

Steve could best be described as the stereotype ultra-chill, surfer-dude California stoner. Think Sean Penn’s character Jeff Spicoli in the movie “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”.


Sean Penn as Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Steve waved his hand.

Joel said, “Yes. Steve.”

Steve said, “Is that mall like where you shop or maul like what a bear does to a camper?”

For the first time in a hundred presentations, I saw Joel's facade start to crack.

“Uh … Steve … I’m not sure what you’re asking.”

“Dude, you said ‘mall interception’ … is that like mall like where you buy stuff or like maul like what a bear does to a camper?”

Joel stifled a chuckle.

Then he realized that Steve was asking a legitimate question. At least legitimate in Steve’s mind. 

Which made the question that much funnier.

“Steve, you want to know if the research we're going to do is going to take place in a shopping mall or in a campground where a hiker is getting attacked by a bear?”

At least that what Joel tried to say.

He could only get out a word or two at a time as he was increasingly overwhelmed by laughter.

It was the first and only time that I saw the unflappable Joel break his buttoned-up presentation demeanor.

Joel eventually regained his composure and let Steve and the rest of the room know that the research would not include the use of wild homicidal woodland creatures.


And Steve’s question became a form of communication between Joel and me. For a year or so, I don’t think a week went by without one of us asking the other, “Is that mall like where you shop or maul like what a bear does to a camper?"


Joel has stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

When he called to tell me, I felt like I'd been mauled by a bear.



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Joel Reish passed 2 weeks after this was written. 

The day after his 62nd birthday, 2022.

Joel Reish - The Iceman

May his family find peace in their memories of him
as the truly good man he was.




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